Immunization against vaccinations

Are you scared of vaccinations? We have the solution! The pill works by counteracting the nocebo-effect. Ingesting it overwrites the destructive beliefs stored in your body by feeding it with new and healthy information. The best part? You can now vaccinate yourself and your children and you’ll be protected from 99% of all serious vaccination induced side effects including autism, aluminum poisoning and lifelong weakening of the immune system.

In case you believe that humans should not interfere with the natural healing processes of the body at all, we offer a second, stronger pill which immunizes you against vaccinations completely. You can take the pill after or before you or your children are vaccinated. The pill is based on the principles of homeopathy and contains a D300 diluted version of each existing past and future vaccination. The best thing? You and your children can now die a natural death from diseases like Smallpox, Polio, Measles, and Diphtheria.

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Disclaimer: The effect of these pills are not scientifically provable with the current scientific method.